Showing posts with label india. Show all posts
Showing posts with label india. Show all posts

Friday, January 7, 2011

‘Rerailed’



‘Understanding Indian Society’. This is the name of the book I have brought to read on this Howrah to Mumbai train journey. However within hours of embarking on the journey, a relative (;-) ) took severely ill with dysentery and probable gastro enteritis. Any liquid intake, she was throwing up or needing to go to the toilet. As her trips to the toilet became more and more frequent, and she began shivering, she was beginning to lose blood. There was a point of time, when, as we were reaching Raipur, I was seriously debating getting off the train, taking her to a hospital overnight and catching the morning flight to Mumbai. Called my travel agent to find availability, and he did. Tickets were available on the 9.30 Jetlite Raipur-Mumbai flight the next morning.

Raipur is now far behind us. We are still in the train and have entered Maharashtra – a while back, passed a station called Malkapur, and more recently Bhusaval and Manmad, and in these past 24 hours, have understood and experienced firsthand what our society – and our train journeys are all about. She is much better now. But to begin at the beginning.

While boarding the train, my feelings were straightforward. To be at last on a long distance train firmly ensconced on an AC two tier upper berth was a delight I had long been looking forward to, books in tow. Early in the morning hours with the sky still wearing its dark blanket, we reached the spanking second terminal at Howrah, and later as the sound of the train settled to its undulating rhythm, we bunkered down with all our possessions strewn and hung around us within careful distance. A thick blue purdah kept the light out but not any of the sounds. Gentle snores of folks in adjoining coupes merged with long slurps of tea by those determined to stay awake. Pre-schoolers’ pleasant prattle blended with the desultory chatting of a family gradually settling down, and loudest was the conversation of three interlopers who got in at Tatanagar till the next station (note how Jamshedpur in the business and media lingo is always Tatanagar in the world of the railways ).

‘Why do you men always complain women gossip and talk too much? You should be ashamed’ I demanded to know in Hindi of guys never seen before, and never to be set eyes on again, as I pushed the blue purdah aside. One chap got indignant. ‘We are talking among ourselves. What’s your problem’. But the shot had hit home and I had my little triumphal male bashing moment.

She and I hold three berths between the two of us. With the mountain of luggage we are going back with (patali gud from Kolkata, fresh vegetables from Kakdwip…), we retained the third ticket though the passenger scheduled to travel is no longer doing so. Immediately other small advantages have surfaced. Extra pillows, chadars, blankets and napkins, and one less person crowding in, in the inner coupe. Only prob: continuous explanation of why we want to keep that third seat to the TC, to the bearer, and to sundry short-distance passengers seeking a seat.

‘Who’s on this seat?’

‘She and me’

‘No, I mean this one’

‘Yes, it’s us’

‘But you are sitting there’

‘Yepp’

‘So who’s sitting here?’

‘Us’

Silence…

Finally: ‘Why?’

‘Why not?’

Stars like McEnroe, Agassi, Sampras, I read somewhere, always travel first class with two seats on airplanes. One for themselves and one for their tennis racquets. Do you think they have to face this across the Atlantic? ‘No, that seat is mine’, ‘Oh no no nooo you can’t sit there’.

(We gave the seat to a woman we felt deserved to sit, later).

At Rs. 4000 for three tickets (she’s a senior citizen), it is a fraction of two tickets by air at current holiday rates that would have set us back by Rs. 18,000 from Kolkata to Mumbai. Add the sheer feeling of bliss at the potential for uninterrupted reading. And the marvels of the passing land. This train journey is like a gentle finger caressing the land from East to West, drawing our eyes to the delicate skien of its trees, little rivers, fields of jowar-bajra, its thousands of power cables and towns full of mobile shops, homeo clinics and school children wrapped up against the cold. Each feels like a place where I feel I could surely have lived in a different parallel lifetime.

A family of four got a curtained coupe to themselves, and travel the next 30 hours blissfully insulated from the rest of the co-passengers. They were already like a well established household which in its rock solid un-moveability, becomes a counter point to all the movements in and out of other neighboring homes that are tenanted or sold, or have loud differences of opinion regarding shared space or encroachments on verandahs.

Even more fascinating, I find the women traveling with kith and kin. The middle-school going children quickly settle down into games – cards, snakes n ladders, and increasingly, the cell phone that they pore over and play on together, keeping themselves busy. The mother has tucked herself under a blanket and gone to sleep on a lower berth. As I have seen on numerous other journeys, and this would be as common throughout the second class compartments, the mother will arise out of her slumber when it is mealtimes, spread out the plates and the food she may have stayed up late at night to cook, serve all, and then – go back to a deeply regenerating deep slumber again. In all likelihood, she sleeps for at least 16 to 20 hours in the 24 hour cycle within. While everyone loves to catch a nap on a train, the Indian home maker woman does so with a vengeance. This train interlude is that time in her life when she need not give explanations to anyone regarding the need to take rest or relax. During a visit to a maika, were she to go to bed this often, it would only alarm her parents who would think she is depressed or hiding something. Nor is there a need to begin to industriously clean up, in the train. That is postponed inevitably to the end of the journey. Even the interruptions she welcomes at home are unavailable here. The strident TV whose invasion she awaits and looks forward to: the soap operas in her mother tongue, and the fairness creams and stay looking young ads and reality shows.

Life on the train picks up its own rhythm. Choice here is between a range of goods. ‘Col-drinks’, milk, coffee, tea, soup, water, Frooti. Or Chow Mein, Bhajia, Samosa, Idli Vada , Bread cutlet and what not. The tea vendors pass through at various times calling out attention to their distinct offerings. One says it is with adrak, one tells us of the ‘peshal chai of Manoharpur’, or ‘Tata se aaya’ (note to myself: he’s not saying ‘made with Tata tea but of location’), ‘masala chai’. One guy kept yelling ‘kharab chai, kharab chai’. When I ask him why call it kharab. How bad was his tea, he retorted ‘It caught your attention, didn’t it?’

Stretching beyond the confines of this compartment, right at the back of the train is the unreserved class. Not even second class. With at least 300 packed in, into a space that can accommodate not more than eighty. But that is notional to us folks in the AC compartments, they were visible but momentarily on the platform as a patient snaking queue of people. To get in, into an enclosed mayhem for the next 30 hours. Where they will overflow on the berths, under the berths, in the passage and even around the toilets.

And then she got unwell. Up the train through the AC two tier compartments, I went asking if there was a doctor on board. Unfortunately, there were none. Called a doc friend in Mumbai who said, she should be given some Electral immediately.

The TC radio’d ahead to Raipur for a doctor, but by the time we reached the station, the doctor had not arrived and the train had to continue on its journey. As the train was pulling out, a young co- passenger came up panting. With a pack of Electral. He had sprinted across Platform one at Raipur and picked it up from a store that he was aware kept medicines.

Gratefully received. Gave mom some sips which is all she could have. Next came Durg after half hour. No doctor yet. As the train pulled out, another passenger traveling up to Mumbai came up and gave me two packs of Electral. The co-passenger had asked a relative to come to meet her at the platform as the train passed through, also asked him to bring some Electral... this after overhearing the conversation between the TC and me.

At Dungargarh, the railway doctor hopped in even as the train was pulling into the station. The lady doc was already right next to the A1 compartment and came with a helper. While the doc quickly examined her, the helper took the patient's BP. A high 90-180. Some medicines and a packet of ORT were given and even as I was tucking her in, they had left and the train was on its way. No more than the usual six minute halt, efficiently dealt with. I ran to the door and yelled ‘thanks doctor’ and the unnamed saviour waved back, still walking away at great speed. I don’t know the lady's name, and there was no time to take a phone number. The railways has not yet charged us a penny for this service.

As the train left, two more packets of Electral arrived. From more co-passengers. All of whom have firmly refused to take any money.

She has spent a quiet night, and is miles better. The book will surely be read at some point of time. ‘Understanding Indian Society’.

So we travel in this microcosm hurtling forward towards Mumbai. The aspiring and the invisible classes of citizens, each virtually separated in their own silos, yet connected in inexplicable, heart tugging ways. And we will all reach the same destination.

I mean the robust 9% GDP growth rate predicted for the nation. Any doubts? I have none. We are on track.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

What Makes for Sticky Eyeballs Today?






Indian pollsters and psephologists seek prescience in figuring out who will lead this Lok Sabha polls.
And over the years, corporates in India, and TAM ratings have tried to figure out which GEC - General Entertainment Channel - leads. More importantly, WHY it leads. The secret, if any, of its success.

Post liberalization, Zee TV was the first off the starting block in the early '90s. A few years later, Star TV arrived. Riding on the success of KBC, it soon grabbed the eyeballs with its K serials. It was the new superstar, just like Amitabh Bachchan in the early '70s.

Gaudy, over the top, dressed in their best even in bed stories of 'joint families' and their murky family stories. HAHK, MPK in the drawing room stories (and no wonder, this became a category killer to Sooraj Barjatya's movies). Celebrating 'traditional' values in a nation rapidly telescoping into the future, became the recipe for success. Soon, they began to believe in their own myth and endlessly flogging the same theme became their raison d'etre.

Next came NDTV Imagine. Launched with a lot of fanfare, it started with a big bang. And it suffered the way a Bollywood movie does. When launched with an array of top stars, but lack of a screenplay. Makes for good page three but not good trade paper ratings.

The most recent entrant has been Colors. That, in a span of a few months (and without the flagship of any program equivalent to the initial KBC) has endured, grown and shot up to the top.

What exactly happened?

Some of my students at a few MBA institutes, in a class on Consumer Insight Mining, did a dipstick. A few (really a dipstick) folks were called at random and interviewed over the cell phone. All over India. What was the imagery of the four channels... beliefs... how would they recognize the channel from its program if the name of the channel was masked... which / what visuals did folks associate with a channel...

What this classroom study ( students, each calling a few folks on the cell phone...) brought out is this...

It has become fashionable for the middle classes - once the bastions of Star TV - to bash its K serials. Somewhat like we Mumbaikars bashed our political leaders recently, and ultimately, we all live with them (only 40% came out to vote)...
The point is not whether they watch it or not - for many continue to do so - but the increasing defensiveness in watching it. Akin to young college girls reading Mills & Boon - but hiding it.

Zee TV is the Steady State theory types. No Big Bang here, but gently and relentlessly going strong. The Dharmendra of the '60s and '70s...Song and Dance is the mainstay, and gaana bajaana is part of the Indian psyche, now nicely packed with an appropriate dose of Reality TV.

NDTV Imagine has a schizophrenic image at best... represents anything and everything - and nothing. Lack of a clear distinct image. Is it Farhan Akhtar? Mythology based? Flagship soap opera based? Not at all clear.

Colors is the only one that comes out smelling of roses. And what's more, even with a diverse imagery - 'for young people' ; 'for families' - there is a common underlying thread.It is seen as socially relevant. And this is invariable spoken of, with awe.

In a post liberalized world that has by now accepted the initial onslaught of consumerism, its goodies and products and a better life, the viewers were ready for 'social soul searching' - of course vicariously. Catch the Indian Middle Class actually jumping into the fray. Inward gazing as we all are. We all want more of the feel good stories. We want the Slumdog slum kids to get a better life, and read their stories on the front pages avidly... and ignore that child outside our car window at the traffic signal...

And this channel is fulfilling this need wonderfully. Balika Badhu et al.
Via this 'social relevance' frame of mind, the MCM - the middle class millions - (it is the Middle Class that watches Digital / Cable TV, let's face it. It is NOT about the total India)... these MCM can go to bed peacefully each night. Secure in the thought that the world we inhabit is nicely and wonderfully colored.

Friday, April 17, 2009

India - Expectedly Unexpected... or Vice Versa...

Doors open to the Future :
Nextgen - the star in her eyes...
Note his T -Shirt : I have my Mom's Brains and my Dad's Bank Balance.
(Salem : Mom did not reach high school, and dad is doing his best to ensure three children go through their education)



Making ends meet... of watch straps, torch batteries and locks...



The Great Wall of a thousand shiv ling temples, appears a few miles outside Salem...





A Honeymooning Couple, at Palghat : in a nation where public display of affection between the sexes is frowned upon, being photographed in 'his arms' is nowadays, a necessary part of the photo album... oops, I meant DVD records...



Temples ho to yun ho...




Just being on the road, this last trip to Salem and Coimbatore (and Palghat) is being alive to our potential... a beauty we forget, we take for granted...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Hundred Years of The RIGHT Honorable Shoe...

In the Hands of Aam Aadmi






My brethren sociologists have been shouting themselves hoarse these last 25 years, on the physical and emosanal atyachar of veteran Congressmen in 1984. Here comes a completely random act and balances out the scales of justice. In one swift 'Home' run.

Am SO proud to be an Indian today, boss.

And may our soles rest in peace...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Am looking for the full form of AIG




A Amazingly

I Idiotic

G Gadhas

(Gadhas are donkeys. Asses... In Hindi literature, seen as brainless creatures, for some sad reason. Thankfully, the metaphorical meaning is enough for us, even if donkeys, actual ones, bless their innocent souls have never had to AIGGGGH.... pay or take bonuses in their most honorable lives)

A Aise

I Insaani

G Gamblers


A Absolutely

I Instantaneous

G Gains


Any 'acronym'ous full form of this acronym welcome...

send to proact@gmail.com.

Always Invest in Greed...

Asses Insist on Grabbing....

Abe Idhar dekh, Ghanchakkar


Hope to find the 'real' one, one of these days,

Acrimoniously yours,

Sunday, January 27, 2008

BONGS EVERYWHERE...



Why reinvent the wheel, and tell you what I think of the jaat-walas? Here's my brother in law Badri (Young Ginu's Southie husband), who does it brilliantly, in the January issue of Outlook Traveller - click on picture to enlarge & read!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

How many heads were needed to create an Indian Political Crisis?


The 'burning issues' we desis face... Ram setu et al!

Hopelessly proud of my nephew-in-law Vikram's talent.
Do see his blog 'point blank' - http://pointblank2006.blogspot.com
A staid TCS engineer when otherwise occupied...

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Do you eat the omelette with the yolk in it?


I have figured out a new way to figure out if we are middle class or upper class in India. That MR agencies have yet to include in their surveys.

Do you eat the eggs with the yolk or without the yolk?

Am always impressed with the celebrities who speak of egg-white omelettes they eat in the mornings as covered in every interview by every newspaper's Sunday editions. (Wonder why what celebrities eat is of such interest to us aam aadmi log?).

What do they do with the egg yolks, I always wonder.... put it in a separate dish? chuck it in the garbage bin? give it to the dog? the maid perhaps? apply it to the hair?

And don't they have moms??

One Sunday early in the day, suitably impressed with the picture on the centrespread of a newspaper and write-up, I attempted to make this omelette. Two egg-whites, carefully removed, going by what those with the great hot bods eat. My mom who happened to be around, was scandalized. Why are you removing the most important part of the egg, she demanded. (For generations, good moms were those who gave the egg-yolk to their children lovingly, and kept the sad egg whites for themselves - of course, we are talking of boiled eggs here, and here I was, thinking of junking the central part altogether... my daughter, as it happens, dislikes eggs, so I couldn't even claim some lofty ideals for myself)

I never did get out of that one. As it happens, ended up eating two omelettes. One with egg-whites, followed by the one with the egg-yellows.

And so.

I am convinced. It would be interesting to see how many households in India would not mind eating only egg-whites, and chucking the yolks altogether. It is not the fancy gaadi we drive, or the cost of the apartment we live in, that indicates our 'class' in India. It is the day we'll eat the yolk-less omelette regularly, with the little pinky up in the air. Only then will we shall graduate to belonging to the middle class se oopar ki class. For that'll mean, not just some wannabe nextgen but the entire family convinced of the need to do the 'white' thing.

THAT is what the DTCs, the Tag Haueurs, Lear Jets and the fancy holiday destination brands need to figure out...

Piyul
;-)